What Do Programmers And Computer Scientists Know That Most People Don't?

It's a crazy movie:

• You can't enlarge the photos beyond their actual resolution
• We REALLY know human language, not technology ... our jobs depend on it!
• We're not all fat
• We're not all fat and lazy geniuses
• Programmers You're not electrical engineers. ..a Most people don't own a soldering iron.
• Computers don't make high-pitched beeps or squeals when displaying data.
• if so, this would be the answer. First setting disabled by all developers.
• I have no idea how to hack it. Not even my colleagues.

Developers in the workplace:

• Don't tell, tell tell us what do you think is the solution tell us the symptoms of the problem or need... You will go much further and much faster
• Don't try to make a name for yourself by talking about almost science fiction....Seriously, it's not good !
• I really don't know how long it will take me to see it properly; This is not a lazy delay tactic
• If there are unwanted results after passing the UAT, it's YOUR FAULT!
• I see you cleared the record. There is an audit trail!! Stop blaming my code and be a man!
• Managers who don't understand technology should never choose platforms. Never. Every time... every damn time, guys with big smiles, fancy suits, and a shiny box full of promises throw a bunch of shit at him. Then they make a management decision and a million dollars disappears along with what's left of my happiness at work.
• Freezing the code means: this bug persists, so live with it.
• Agile /Scrum means: If you don't attend standing meetings, your work won't get done. It's your fault.

We're not a necessary evil.

We're more creative than your marketing department.

The life of real developers:

Yes, I can develop websites... but no, I don't do it for your money, so don't do it don't ask, no, yes, rejecting you can be insulting.

I don't know why your home computer is slow/broken/not printing/can't connect... could be anything. of a billion things. I am a programmer. Speak to an Infrastructure Representative. Look: there's someone hiding behind the curtains!

I don't care about your long-lost daughter/brother/aunt/friend who "works with computers"

Don, Don I pay attention Anyway, I'm excited because I said "database" when you asked me this question.